Dear Friends:
I have the distinguished honor of being a member of the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for her two faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame.
We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie or beside Barack Hussein Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference. We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.
Thank you, Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee
P.S. The Committee has raised $2.16 so far.
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Excellent, but can you promise us that the $50,000,000 will go to building the monument and not to the Clinton Foundation?
Actually all you have to do is find the biggest piece of granite and put a pants suit on it.
Actually all you have to do is find the biggest piece of granite and put a pants suit on it.
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Okie44 wrote:I'm sure you guys are on some sort of list now!
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So it costs to much for a statue of a women with her head up her butt and a finger on her keyboard deleting emails. 
Good joke I needed a laugh and had to join in to.
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Lately, there was a big traffic jam on the exit of I-695 heading downtown, Washington D.C.
A Police officer walked town the rows, talking to the drivers one by one. When he came to me, I asked "What's up, officer?" He replied "The capitol is on fire, and police and the fire brigades are collecting to help all the people affected".
I asked "What is the average donations you collected up to now?"
He said "Most people give a gallon or two"
A Police officer walked town the rows, talking to the drivers one by one. When he came to me, I asked "What's up, officer?" He replied "The capitol is on fire, and police and the fire brigades are collecting to help all the people affected".
I asked "What is the average donations you collected up to now?"
He said "Most people give a gallon or two"
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How's this? From a course at MIT where Jonathan Gruber, of Obamacare fame, posed this question on a basic arithmetic exam
don't forget to download and open the attachment!!!
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